Cannibal Claus – USA, 2016 – reviews

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[Total: 11   Average: 1/5]

‘You’re only as good as you taste.’

Cannibal Claus is a 2016 American comedy horror feature film directed by Sean Donohue (Death-Scort Service Part 2Death-Scort Service; Die Die Delta Pi; Joe Vampire). The Gatorblade Films production stars Bob Glazier, Alberto Giovannelli and Mady Giovannelli.

Plot:

A mall Santa Claus has been sacked just before Christmas time. Instead of staying in on Christmas Eve, he decides to go out and punish the naughty and enjoy a blood-drenched, meat-filled cannibal feast…

Reviews [click links to read more]:

“This was fun but some of the scenes were just a little too long or tried the viewer’s patience. A little trimming would have went a long way. Finally, the film has tons of blood and gore.” Horror Society

“A great soundtrack throughout adds to the festive devouring of those who are naughty. The kills are a little weak in this film but special effects wise they are just as gruesome. Let us not forget that this movie contains nudity, drug use, cannibalism, swearing and a Santa Claus who you definitely don’t want coming down your chimney.” Horrorscreams Videovault

“The direction is solid and feels cinematic, but it does lack a little of the polish we saw in Death-Scort Service. The scenes are a little choppier than his last film, but it’s not distracting and may help with the playful tone. What works best is how this film interweaves the two storylines, giving an explanation for our Santa’s quick descent into insanity.” Mondo McLaren

“Glazier has hilarious lines in this throughout. Cannibal Claus is a short running, shoved down your throat good time. Clocking in at 66-minutes, it feels as if some of the footage and scenes drag on just to get a longer running time.” Severed Cinema

Main cast:

  • Bob Glazier … Nick Cringle/Cannibal Claus – Chaos A.D.; Slasher WeekendAmerikan Holokaust; et al
  • Alberto Giovannelli … Herb, Nick’s Father – The Carnage Collection
  • Mady Giovannelli … Nancy, Nick’s Mother
  • Lucio Giovannelli … Young Nick Cringle
  • Slake Counts … Ralph, Nick’s Boss – Joe Vampire; Unearthed
  • Ashley Lynn Caputo … April
  • Joe Makowski … Joe
  • Ken Anthony II … Big Daddy – Slash CamMega Python vs. GatoroidDeadly Dares: Truth or Dare Part IV
  • Paula Tsurara …Roxy
  • Gia Love … Gina
  • Cayt Feinics … Nicole
  • Amanda Welch … Tracy
  • Racheal Shaw … Eileen the Exotic Dancer
  • Krystal Pixie Adams … Santa’s Elf #1
  • Stephanie Jensen … Santa’s Elf #2

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