CHINESE SPEAKING VAMPIRES (2021) Review and overview


‘They came to take a bite out of Hollywood’

Chinese Speaking Vampires is a 2021 American comedy horror film about a desperate actor who becomes a vampire in order to learn Cantonese. He uses his new powers to land a movie role and the girl but then must choose between life and the undead.

Directed by Randy Kent from a screenplay written by co-star Davy Williams, the movie stars also stars Daniela Brown and June Lee.


“It’s just unfortunate that we have to sit through the first half of the film to get to the good stuff. The whole “Hollywood” scene portion of the film, as Tony goes to his audition, parties with his buddies, before hitting Ma’s Chinese lessons is amateur-hour stuff […] Fortunately when the film switches gears its one hell of a fun ride…” Nerdly

Cast and characters:

Jeanine Harrington … Club Dancer
Jerimiyah Dunbar … Derek
Keely Dervin … Rhonda
Raven Armando Astone … Tank
Crystal J. Huang … Director Li (as Crystal Huang)
Chris Cleveland … Bubba
Brandon Lamberty … Sam
Jeff McDonald … Pastor Robert
Davy Williams … Tony
June Lee … Reika
Sophia Jiang … Diesel
Jon W Harris … Murdock
Rudy McCollum … Vampire Student 3
Daniela Brown … Susie Love
Richard Gavigan … Jim