‘It will hurt so good’
Sorority Party Massacre is a 2012 American comedy slasher horror film directed by Chris W. Freeman and Justin Jones from a screenplay written by Freeman (Paranormal Incident).
The movie stars Thomas Downey (Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan, Volcano Zombies), Ed O’Ross and Marissa Skell (Slumber Party Slaughter), Eve Mauro (Penance, Zombies vs. Strippers), Leslie Easterbrook (The Devil’s Rejects), Richard Moll (Ghost Shark; Evilspeak), Louis Mandylor and Kevin Sorbo.
The isolated town of Grizzly Cove is full of college girls but has a dangerous secret: One girl has gone missing each year for the last twenty years. A big-city cop, in danger of losing his badge, agrees to aid the town’s sheriff in investigating these unsolved disappearances.
Quickly they realize that they are dealing with a psychotic killer whose academic brilliance has been twisted into a taste for terror, torture, and sorority sister torment. But when this party gets started, who will graduate – and who will be held back?
” …the film’s co-directors take Rodriguez and Tarantino’s good intentions and twist them into an excuse to make a bad movie simply because it’s a hyper-aware goof. The result is neither spoof nor satire but rather a brain-dead exercise in hyper-irreverent filmmaking—it’s a film that couldn’t give less of a damn about the genre it thinks it’s sending up or about the audience upon which it inflicts its horrors.” Oh, the Horror!
“Characters are murdered before they show any promise and the main murderer’s motivations involve boredom. This watcher felt the same as the killer. This film cannot be recommended to horror or comedy fans.” 28 Days Later Analysis
“When all is said and done, there’s no doubt that Sorority Party Massacre carries thrills. It’s also a piece of work that clearly suffers from a few technical weaknesses. But it’s an enjoyable flick. There are hearty laughs to be discovered. There are awesome post production executions that captivate in an almost Tarantino kind of way.” Horrorfreak News
Thomas Downey … Detective William Watts
Ed O’Ross … Sheriff Barney P. Lumpkin
Marissa Skell … Paige Harrison
Eve Mauro … Brooklyn
Yvette Yates Redick … Sloan (as Yvette Yates)
Casey Fitzgerald … Holly Fanning (Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs)
Rebecca Grant … Veronica (The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde)
Adrian Kirk … Jessie Lynn (616: Paranormal Incident)
Alison Mei Lan … Kioko
Keith Compton … Aggo
Kevin Sorbo … Captain Dan Fanning
Richard Moll … Kreeger
Leslie Easterbrook … Stella Fawnskin
Louis Mandylor … Mayor Bud Carson
Amanda Barton … Deputy Lang
Jacqui Holland … Young Stella Fawnskin
Pete Van Domelen … Young Barney P. Lumpkin
April Eden … Officer Roddenberry (as April Marie Eden)
Josef Cannon … Detective Shelby
Leigh Rachel Faith … Detective Del Toro
Julie Meadows … Detective Caulfield (as Lydia Lee)
Doug Hawk … Doctor Evo
Christian Dubey … Doctor Beard
Rib Hillis … Waiting Room Patient
The film was released on DVD on February 11, 2014, by Anchor Bay Entertainment with the following extras:
Audio Commentary by Producer/Writer/Director Chris W. Freeman and Producer/Director Justin Jones
Paige Fight Scene
Barney Lumpkin Campaign Ad