NOAH’S SHARK (2021) Reviews of Mark Polonia’s failed attempt to be satirical

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Choice dialogue:
“Spank the Devil out of me!”

Release date:

In the USA, Noah’s Shark was unleashed by Wild Eye Releasing in November 2021.

Cast and characters:
Jeff Kirkendall … Father Benna
Ryan Dalton … Buster Pretorius
Jamie Morgan … Gina Jedlichter
Tim Hatch … Zee
Yolie Canales … Tracy
Kevin Coolidge … Zadkiel
Samantha Coolidge … Amy
Mel Heflin … Shark One (voice)
Titus Himmelberger … Adam Blake
Noyes J. Lawton … Shark Two (voice)
Mark Polonia … Alan

Technical specs:
1 hour 12 minutes

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