IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU… (2022) Reviews of dark comedy thriller – now free to watch online

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‘Beauty is in the eye of the loner’
If I Can’t Have You… is a 2022 dark comedy psychological thriller film revolving around a psychotherapist’s interactions with deranged men.

Directed by Matthew Santia and Peter Poulos from a screenplay co-written by Todd Calvin De Pew and Matthew Santia.

The Tennille T. Productions movie stars Tennille Taraszkiewicz, Todd Calvin De Pew, Matthew Santia, Brian Boynton, Mandy Logsdon and Harley Wallen.

Psychotherapist Diane is primed to face her hour of reckoning when a blurring of professional boundaries with an unhinged patient corresponds with the release of her son from prison. Furthermore, Diane is also being stalked by an ex-patient who does not take kindly to being ignored.

“Throughout many unexpected curveballs are thrown up in a full to the brim storyline that is bursting at the seems of the less than 90 minutes, and really to its advantage could have been 10 or 15 minutes longer. Nevertheless it rattles along and is an entertaining, fun ride that never take itself seriously.” Mr Geeky

If I Can’t Have You is anything but a copycat movie, it’s actually a pretty well-written horror comedy that neither suffocates its storyline in-jokes nor just veers off into melodrama every now and again but finds the right balance between humour and horror, also thanks to a horror-savvvy direction.” Search My Trash

Cast and characters (alphabetical):
Brian Boynton … Austin
Isaac Clark … Voga 3
Todd Calvin De Pew … River
Mandy Logsdon … Barb
Derek McBride … Bookstore Patron
Renee McBride … Voga 1
Seth Mullen … Gym Patron
George Poulos … Investigator #2
Matthew Santia … Oliver
Joseph Sheldon Quick … Investigator 1
Allyson L. Smith … Karen
Nicole Summers … Shop Owner
Tennille Taraszkiewicz … Diane
Kristin Vandermeer … Blonde Girl
Harley Wallen … Greg

Technical details:
1 hour 26 minutes


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