‘Look who’s up and at it again!’
Vampira is a 1974 British comedy horror film directed by Clive Donner (Spectre) from a screenplay by Jeremy Lloyd, co-scripter of British TV sitcoms Are You Being Served? and ‘Allo ‘Allo!. The World Film Services production stars David Niven (Eye of the Devil), Teresa Graves, Jennie Linden (Doctor Who and the Daleks), Nicky Henson (Psychomania; Witchfinder General) and Peter Bayliss. It was shot in 1973 and produced by Jack Wiener (F/X and F/X2).
The funky soundtrack score was composed by David Whitaker (Vampire Circus; Doctor Jekyll and Sister Hyde; Scream and Scream Again). The Vampira disco theme song was composed by The Majestics.
For its American re-release by Independent International, the film was retitled both Old Dracula and Old Drac in an attempt to cash in on the success of Young Frankenstein.
Plot:
Count Dracula (David Niven) is an old vampire who, because of his advanced age, is forced to host tours of his castle to get new victims. In an attempt to revive his long-lost love, Vampira, Dracula sets out to collect blood from the bevvy of models living at his castle…
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Our review:
There’s a lot of kitschy fun to be had in Vampira, as long as you are not looking for anything ground-breaking – the ’70s references, the dolly birds, the long-lost Soho backdrop, and the whole blaxploitation element give it a certain nostalgic charm, as do the cast of comedy and horror mainstays from the era. It’s not exactly a forgotten classic, but it’s a charming, inoffensive (unless you are determinedly seeking offence) and enjoyable time-waster that deserves to be better liked than it is.
David Niven is Count Dracula, who has opened his castle up to tourists who believe him to be a mythical figure while trying to find someone with the rare blood group needed to bring his wife Vampira, back from the dead. When a bunch of Playboy models and photographers descend on the castle for a photo shoot, it seems he’s in luck – one of the models has exactly the blood he needs.
However, the transfusion from Afro-Caribbean model Mynah Bird has an unexpected side-effect – it turns Vampira black. Okay, so let’s pause here. It’s easy to jump to the conclusion that this is staggeringly racist – that Dracula’s aghast reaction suggests that nothing could be worse than turning black. But of course, that’s an idiotic, equally reactionary response. It’s not unreasonable, after all, for the Count to want to return his wife to her ‘natural’ form – and at no point does he (or anyone else) express the view that Vampira (played by Teresa Graves) is somehow rendered unattractive by this change – quite the opposite as she is delighted at the results.
If anything, the film is trying to emphasise a culture clash between fuddy-duddy, old-fashioned white Dracula and his increasingly modern, funky black wife as she takes in modern culture (picking up street talk from a viewing of Black Gunn, and rather painfully calling the Count a “jive turkey” at one point). The film seems to have one foot in the blaxploitation genre, and the ending suggests that Dracula’s efforts to change Vampira back are both futile and pointless and that he should just go with the flow. He’s going to have much more fun with his black wife than he ever had with the white version.
Anyway – Dracula and crew head off to London to track down the models and arrange another transfusion (the reasons behind this are a bit woolly), taking possession of agent Marc (Nicky Henson) who is tasked with collecting blood samples from the likes of Veronica Carlson and Andrea Allen via a pair of false fangs, while the feisty Vampira is determined to both enjoy the nightlife of London and do some vampiric seducing of her own, much to the irritation of Dracula.
Under normal circumstances, Niven would make a poor Dracula, but here, he has the right combination of old-school charm and irritability that this character requires. The film has fun pitching him against 1973 London, with its seedy cinemas, fleshpots, and muggers, and while he occasionally looks a little ill at ease, that fits nicely with the character he’s playing. Graves, meanwhile, is funny and scintillating, and a supporting cast that includes Jennie Linden, Bernard Bresslaw, Carol Cleveland and a shamefully wasted Linda Hayden is a lot of fun.
Given that writer Jeremy Lloyd had created Are You Being Served? and would go on to ‘Allo ‘Allo!, the comedy is more subtle than you might expect, though it can’t be argued that this is sophisticated humour. But it’s often quite sharp and witty, with some great sight gags. It’s also obvious that this film was a considerable influence on the later Love At First Bite, which lifts several moments from this – and doesn’t always improve on them.
David Flint, MOVIES & MANIA
Choice dialogue:
Count Dracula: “It’s not like the old days when one could go out for a bite locally.”
Count Dracula: “Yes, black is beautiful.”
Trailer:
Cast and characters:
David Niven … Count Dracula
Teresa Graves … Countess Vampira
Peter Bayliss … Maltravers
Jennie Linden … Angela
Nicky Henson … Marc
Linda Hayden … Helga – House on Straw Hill; The Blood on Satan’s Claw
Bernard Bresslaw … Pottinger – The Ugly Duckling
Cathie Shirriff … Nancy
Andrea Allan … Eve – Scream – and Die!
Veronica Carlson … Ritva – Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed; Dracula Has Risen from the Grave
Minah Bird … Rose
Christopher Sandford … Milton
Freddie Jones … Gilmore – The Satanic Rites of Dracula; Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
Frank Thornton … Mr King – Carry on Screaming!, The Tomb of Ligeia; Tell-Tale Heart
Aimi MacDonald … Woman in Hotel Room
Patrick Newell … Man in Hotel Room
Kenneth Cranham … Paddy, the Delinquent
Carol Cleveland … Jane, the Delinquent’s Victim
Luan Peters … Pottinger’s Secretary – The Devil’s Men
Marcia Fox … Air Hostess
David Rowlands … Drunk
Ben Aris … Policeman
Nadim Sawalha … Airline Representative
Hoima McDonald … Bunny Girl
Nicola Austin … Bunny Girl
Penny Irving … Bunny Girl
James Payne … Taxi Driver at Airport
Filming locations:
Elstree Studios, Borehamwood, Hertfordshire, England
The Embankment, London, England
The Heathrow Hotel, Heathrow Airport, Hillingdon, England
Soho, London, England
Technical specs:
1 hour 28 minutes
Aspect ratio: 1.85: 1
Eastmanolor
Audio: Mono
Censorship:
Passed with an ‘AA’ certificate by censors the BBFC on 30/01/74.
Film Facts:
Actor Frank Thornton, who plays an estate agent, played Dracula in a TV advert for Smiths Horror Bags, a corn and potato snack that was popular in the 1970s.
Makeup artist Philip Leakey worked on Hammer’s seminal Dracula (1958).
Assistant director Bert Batt worked on a slew of Hammer horror films in the 1960s.
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