Massacre at Femur Creek is a 2024 comedy horror slasher film about a nervous groom who reluctantly joins his childhood friends at a wild bachelor party organised by his overbearing best friend. However, the festivities turn into a night of terror when a psychotic killer starts hunting them down, forcing the group to confront their deepest fears and fight for their lives in a desperate struggle for survival.
The movie was written, directed and co-produced by Kyle Hytonen – making his feature directorial debut – based on his 2014 short of the same name. It was co-produced by Derek Lukosius.
The movie stars Eric De Santis, Adam Lemieux, Conall Pendergast (Satan’s Psycho-Ghoul; Flesh Freaks), Brent Baird, Cassidy Lawson, Karen Burson, John Migliore, Kim Madden, Deborah Jayne Reilly Smith, Seb Godin, August Kyss (Flesh of the Unforgiven; Wolf Hollow), Ry Barrett, Alex DiSanto, Michael Penney, Marta Bates, Chance Orion Wood, Jerome Christensen, Lincoln Christensen, Dean Young, Jay MacAulay, Adam Ellis, Brett Jansen, Luke Meneok, Gabrielle Forsey, David Kolenski, Riley Cranston and Reese Cranston.
Reviews:
“At around an hour and a half, the film hits that sweet spot for length—it’s long enough to pull you into the chaos but short enough to avoid dragging on. I’m sure that once Massacre at Femur Creek is released on a streaming platform, it will do really well. It’s the perfect blend of bloody action and laugh-out-loud moments that horror/comedy fans will love.” 8/10 Flosnazey
” …if you want kills that are reminiscent of the early days of slasher then you will be in luck. A lot of knife kills with minimal effects and a lot of blood. Overall, Massacre at Femur Creek is a by-the-book slasher with some humour that tends to find its mark.” Horror Society
” …Massacre at Femur Creek is lots of fun, basically because it knows its genre limitations and pokes fun at genre tropes – without ever going moronic though and without giving up the film’s horror roots for cheap jokes. The other thing that makes Massacre at Femur Creek special though is that it shows a lot of heart, something not usually found in this kind of film…” Search My Trash
“When it does take itself seriously, Massacre at Femur Creek provides the thrills you want from a slasher. That’s mostly towards the end of the film, when the stakes are higher and the killer has our leads rather than designated victims in his sights. Unfortunately, the budget didn’t allow for much in the way of effects, so most of the kills are stabbings accompanied by a bit of blood.” ★★★½ Voices from the Balcony
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Cast and characters:
Eric De Santis … Teddy
Adam Lemieux … Patrick
August Kyss … The Hitchhiker
Ry Barrett … Jason Dunphy
John Migliore … The Shape
Conall Pendergast … Kevin
Brent Baird … Dave
Cassidy Lawson … Trinity
Karen Burson … Mariah
Deborah Jayne Reilly Smith … Mrs Lachance
Seb Godin … Fritz
Kim Madden … Lisa
Chance Orion Wood … Son
Michael Penney … Dad
Brett Jansen … Paulo
Marta Bates … Mom
Reese Cranston … Bolognia 2
Riley Cranston … Bolognia 1
Gabrielle Forsey … Jamie
David Kolenski … Michael
Jay MacAulay … Stinkbomb
Luke Meneok … Painter
