BEVERLY HILLS VAMP ’80s comedy horror – free on Tubi and YouTube

Beverly Hills Vamp is a 1989 comedy horror film about a trio of geeks who are preyed upon by hooker vampires. The movie is mainly a parody of low-budget filmmaking.

Directed and co-produced by Fred Olen Ray (Jack-O 2; Piranha Women; Super Shark; Bikini Frankenstein; Voodoo Dollz; Dire Wolf; Silent Venom; Glass Trap; Tomb of the Werewolf aka The Unliving; Final Examination; Venomous; Billy Frankenstein; Hybrid; Witch Academy; Possessed by the Night; Dinosaur Island; Mind Twister; Evil Toons; Scream Queen Hot Tub Party; Bad Girls from Mars; Spirits; Haunting Fear; Alienator; The Phantom Empire; Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers; Evil Spawn; Cyclone; Deep Space; Star Slammer; The Tomb; Biohazard; Scalps; The Alien Dead; The Brain Leeches) from a screenplay by Ernest Farino (as Ernest D. Farino).

Plot [contains spoilers]:
Three nerds, Kyle, Brock and Russell want to make a film, so they take their script to Brock’s uncle Aaron Pendleton, a “famous” film director in Hollywood. While Uncle Aaron is reading the script, the boys do a little sightseeing.

First stop is a brothel in Beverly Hills where they meet Madame Cassandra and her girls; Jessica, Claudia and Kristina, all of whom are vampires. Kyle, trying to be faithful to his girlfriend Molly, leaves the brothel.

When neither Brock nor Russell return home that night, Kyle revisits the brothel. He finds that no one remembers his friends. Kyle goes to the police, but they advise him to wait until his friends show up. Becoming worried, Kyle calls Molly, who catches the next flight to Hollywood.

While explaining the disappearance to Uncle Aaron, Brock shows up, looking pale and clammy and with two bites on his neck. Sure that they are dealing with vampires, they get advice (and props) from Father Ferraro and, one by one, Kyle destroys the vampires… except for Brock and Molly.

Choice dialogue:
Jessica [Debra Lamb]: “Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

Cast and characters:
Eddie Deezen … Kyle Carpenter
Britt Ekland … Madame Cassandra
Tom Shell … Russell
Tim Conway Jr … Brock Pendleton
Michelle Bauer … Kristina
Jillian Kesner … Claudia
Debra Lamb … Jessica
Jay Richardson … Aaron Pendleton
Brigitte Burdine … Molly
Robert Quarry … Father Ferraro
Dawn Wildsmith … Sherry Santa Monica
Ralph Lucas … Balthazar
Caryle Waldman … Cleaning Lady

Trailer:

Free to watch online on YouTube [minus brief nudity]:

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