PSYCHO SHARK aka JAWS IN JAPAN (2009) Reviews of one of the worst shark movies ever

  

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‘Underwater terror!’
Psycho Shark is a 2009 Japanese horror film directed by John Hijiri from a screenplay written by Yasutoshi Murakawa. Also know as Jaws in Japan

The movie stars Nonami Takizawa and Airi Nakajima.

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Plot:

At Sunny Beach, a huge shark is waiting for its prey. College students Miki and Mai arrive on a private beach on a tropical island. They can’t find the hotel where they booked their reservations, and have gotten hopelessly lost, until a handsome young man shows up, offering to take them to his lodge.

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However, something is not right about the place. The owner’s fingernails are tainted with blood and Miki feels something sinister lurking nearby…

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Reviews:

“It really takes a lot for me to dislike a shark movie; I guess the cardinal sin is to not feature a shark at all, not that this one could have been redeemed by a bunch of excessive shark attacks. Even at 70 minutes long, it feels far too long, even if you do spend a bunch of that time watching girls bounce around in bikinis…” Oh, the Horror!

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Psycho Shark is not very good at all and is sorely lacking in both shark and psycho appeal. While busty Japanese hotties in bikinis can and frequently do go a long way towards redeeming the bad things in life, this time around it’s just not enough to save this one.” Rock! Shock! Pop!

“It seems really strange that a film with pretty young women running around in next to nothing capped at the end with a laughably absurd CG monster could be boring, but that’s exactly what Jaws in Japan is. In fact, it’s downright interminably dull.” Trash Film Guru

MOVIES & MANIA rating:

Our rating is actually half a star but Google doesn’t recognise less than a star, unfortunately.

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