VAMPYRZ ON A BOAT (2019) Reviews and overview

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‘Love. Bite. Die. Repeat.’
VampyrZ on a Boat is a 2019 American comedy horror feature film written and directed by Mark Allen Michaels (Valentine DayZ; The Fiancé). The Fire Breathing Films production stars Dallas Valdez, Carrie Keagan, Curt Lambert and Diane Ayala Goldner.

Sara (Carrie Keagan) and Max (Dallas Valdez) are having a whirlwind romance on a medical research ship when their bliss is interrupted by an outbreak of vampirism.

Ever the optimist, Max will stop at nothing to get back the girl of his dreams, even if it means several heads must roll…

VampyrZ on a Boat might be a bit silly at times, but it is a fun time nonetheless. It is a fast-paced mix of horror and comedy that comes together to make something that is unique and full of personality. It takes a relatively simple premise and builds off it to make an enjoyable film that will keep you entertained from start to finish.” Doctor Popcorn

“I would hope that the title alone is enough to tell you whether or not you should consider watching this movie. If you have gotten this far I can guarantee you that there are a lot of worse things you can do with 70 minutes. Director Mark Allen Michaels and company are not messing around with expository plot points when they can be giving you gruesome death scenes and bizarre side characters.” Film Ruminations

“It is badly acted, with a mostly high-mileage cast that for the most part hasn’t exactly mastered this acting thing over the course of what one hopes have been long and happy lives. Even the younger players are pretty bad, just to avoid any hint of ageism here. The script is garbage, the feeblest attempt at camp I’ve seen in years.” Movie Nation

“The VampireZ on a Boat plot is loopy in more ways than one and it’s a wild ride with plenty of gore, a few spooky surprises, and jokes that’ll make you laugh even as you’re rolling your eyes. It’s definitely worth a watch for its unique approach to the vampire myth and a killer performance from Carrie Keagan.” Women in Horror


Cast and characters:
Dallas Valdez … Max
Carrie Keagan … Sara
Curt Lambert Curt Lambert
Diane Ayala Goldner
Kendall Wells … Master Vampire
Kate Rees Davies … Adele

Filming locations:
SS Lane Victory ship, The San Pedro, California

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